27.03.2021
Немного юмора
Добавим немного юмора в конце рабочей недели 🙌
Знали, что у нефтяников тоже есть свои шутки? Вот некоторые их них:
1️⃣ - What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
- He went to the Shell station.
2️⃣ - Our gas prices are so high because we don’t have enough refineries.
- Then why not build more refineries?
- What? And cut into our profits?
3️⃣ - Have you read the minister's speech? He said that by 2030 our country will become a country where no one will be interested in the price of oil and the exchange.
- He, most likely, gently hints that no one will have money either for a car or a trip abroad.
4️⃣ - Now, to make a funny joke, you need to know the dollar and oil exchange rates.
Do you agree?